用幽默雕琢智慧
图书信息书 名: 用幽默雕琢智慧
作者：编译:艾柯
出版社：文化艺术出版社
出版时间： 2009年09月
ISBN: 9787503938450
开本： 16开
定价: 22.80 元
内容简介《用幽默雕琢智慧》精心选取了西方最流行、最经典的200多则幽默故事。其中，既有天真无忌的童言童语，也有浪漫现实的婚姻生话，还有对世间百态的嘲弄与超脱。此外，还有一些名人轶事和民间趣闻。面对挫折，幽默是一种态度；面对生活，幽默是一种智慧；面对他人，幽默是一种宽容；面对自己，幽默是一种胸怀；面对人际关系，幽默是一种润滑剂。幽默没有国界，超越种族。好的幽默故事，初读令人捧腹，细品意味深远。
“笑一笑，十年少。”愿幽默伴你永远！
图书目录我很高兴I’m Glad
幸运的母亲Lucky Mother
麻烦的孩子A Troublesome Child
为诱惑做好准备Being Prepared for Temptation
你一个，我一个One for You，One for Me
不在这里Not Here
理论和现实Theory VS．Reality
不要和小孩争论Don’t Argue with Children
一个乐观，另一个悲观0ne An Optimist and the Other A Pessimist
作弊者Cheater
拿破仑病了Napoleon Was Ill
他的答案只比正确答案多2 He was Only Wrong by Tw0
谁是乔治·华盛顿Who Is George Washington
寄给上帝的信The Letter tO Lord
我爸爸不如他爸爸富有My Father Isn’t as Rich as His
两元钱Two Dollars
枪和土豆Gun and Potato
谁醉了Who Is Drunk
一个言出必行的人A Man of Actions
讲出故事的结尾Telling Tai
小提琴课Violin Lessons
人尽其才Nothing tO Do with My Morn
出人意料的答案An Unexpected Answer
你是跟我一伙还是跟熊一伙?Are You on My Side or the Bears?
一个数学问题A Problem in Arithmetic
十二张卡片12 Post Cards
款待Treat
两个男孩The Boys
情书Love Letters
地震The Earthquake
休假A Holiday from SchOOl
聪明的学生参加期末考试Smart Students Taking A Final Exam
第一课First Lesson
给母亲的礼物Prasent to Mother
安全垂钓Fishing Safely
牛仔与他的马Cowboy and the Horse
两杯啤酒Two Glasses ofBeer
火车Trains
我在德克萨斯州干的事情What I Did in Texas
狂人马丁Mad Martin
一只勇敢的猪A Brave Pi9
第一次与最后一次Mv First and My Last
你的马打电话来了Your Horse Called
可以选择You May Sel．ect
你停止打你老婆了吗?Have You Ceased Bemmg Your Wife?
认识你很高兴Very Pleased tO Meet You
一个美妙的周末A Wonderful Weekend
多少钱?How Much Is It?
怎么知道他是个强盗How Did You Know He was A Bandit
不明智的想法Bad Idea
传过去Pass alon9
记账Keeping Accounts
守财奴A Penny Pincher
15年的判决A Long Sentence
费迪南德先生的午餐Mr．Ferdinand’S Lunch
摔下楼梯Falling down the Stairs
家规A Family Rule
贿赂与新郎Bribe and Groom
晚餐吃什么?What’S for Dinner?
化装舞会Masked Ball
如果我先死了怎么办?What IfI Die First?
“妻子”的账单“Wife’s”Bill
并非指控，只是有些证据Not An Accusation，Just Evidence
完美的丈夫The Perfect Husband
谁死得更惨Who Had the Most Tragic Death
有时是我的Sometimes It’s Mine
我解雇秘书的原因Why I Fired My Secretary
乞丐The Bum
巧妙的说法A Smooth Talker
大婴儿The Big Baby
两个比目鱼问题The Problem ofTwo Rounders
在空中In the Air
灯里的神怪Genie in the Lamp
可惜，我妻子没来!Pity My Wife Isn’t Here!
不想弄湿赌博卡Don’t want to Get Bingo Card Wet
早退Leaving Work Early
干得不错Good Job
蜜月新人Honeymooners
青蛙公主The Princess Frog
牵错了狗The Dog Was Not Collected
汽车上的小偷A Thiefon the Bus
幸运的顾客A Lucky Customer
照我的办法去做Do as I Do
邮政快递Post Haste
鹦鹉的故事(1)parrot Story Ⅰ
鹦鹉的故事(2)parrot Story Ⅱ
让我的司机来回答Let My Chauffeur Answer It
新律师闹笑话New LawyerJokes
谁是最伟大的．人who Is the Greatest
二加二等于几?rkVhat．does Two Plus Two Equal?
快速反应Quick Reaction
速度限制Speed Limit
搞错了A Mistake
粉红西装卖出去了!Pink Suit Sale
我晚饭后从不工作I Never Work after Supper
花招Ways and Means
猫与托盘The Cat and the Saucer
世界上最好的售货员The Beat Salesman in the World
报复what Goes Around
律师的年龄Lawyer’S Age
技工和外科医生Mechanic and Surgeon
苏格兰人和售票员Scotsman&Ticket Collector
聪明的翻译A Clever Interpreter
律师咨询费Consultation Fee
当敌兵袭击你时When Enemy Soldiers Come at You
真正的算命先生A Real Fortune—teller
只剩一个引擎Only One Engine Left
病假Sick—leave
死的不是时候Die in the Prime Time
画家与农民The Artist and the Farmer
走私犯A Smugglar
上班时间长出来的头发The Hair Growing in Office Time
医生的聚会Doctors Meetin9
免费的建议Free Advice
长生不老Long Life
无风险的赌注A Safe Bet
首席执行官的信封CEO Envelopes
大猩猩The Gorilla
能治愈愚蠢的医生A Doctor WhO can Cure Foolishness．
酒吧间里的赌博The Bar Bet
律师与农场主The Lawyer and the Rancher
“保护费”Collection Hate
漂亮的毯子Beautifill Carpet
日本人关于工业管理的演讲
Japanese Lecture on Industrial Management
太多了Too Much
承包商Contractors
天堂里的教皇Pope in Heaven
地坑This Hole in the Ground
给我一个不同的理由Give Me A Different Reason
与上帝为伍Partners with God
误机Missing the Plane
感觉很好l’m Fine
两个猎人Two HunterS
心理学Psychology
一则新式自行车的广告An Advertisement for Modern Bicycle
绝配Perfect Match
势均力敌A Fine Match
昏睡者The Snorer
我更喜欢钱I Like Money Better
人皮独木舟Skin Canoe
一个坏印象A Bad Impression
三只狗The Three Dogs
吸血蝙蝠的故事Batty Story
世界上最伟大的击剑手The World’s Greatest Swordsman
预报天气的印第安人The Indian Who could Foretell the Weather
庸医A Bad Doctor
这招牌没用The Sign Is No Need
柯南．道尔与出租车司机Conan Doyle and theTaxi Driver
柯南．道尔与女士Conan Doyle and the Lady
不要把问题复杂化Do Not Complicate the Issues
省钱Save Money
你知道我是干什么的吗？CRY?Do You Know My Work?
都是一家人All in the Family
恐怖笑话Scary Joke
马克．吐温和理发师Mark Twain and the Barber
报丧方式Ways to Keport Death
教皇和上校The Pope and the Colonel
超自然力量Supematural
真正的勇气True Courage
牧羊人与官员The Shepherd and the Bureaucrat．
逃离荒岛Make It offthe Island
几点了What Is the Time?
强迫症Compulsion
巧合Coincidence
倒霉的一天The Bad Day
悲惨的故事A Sad Story
狡诈的百万富翁Crafty Millionaire
上天堂还是下地狱Go to Heaven or Hell
魔鬼的血The Blood ofthe Devii
诚实Honesty
健康检查Health Check
今天早上还没有呢It Wasn’t There This Morning
等警察来Wait the Police to Come
在军队里宣布去世的消息Death in the Army
短期假日A Short Holiday
合理的选择The Logical Choice
8点45了It’S 8：45
便宜的西服cheap Suit
两个好友Two Friends
对惩罚的选择Choice of Punishments
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